Please State The Nature Of The Medical Emergency letra

I got a bladder infection on Rigel VII
A bladder infection, oh no

I got genital warts from Mr. Warf
I got genital warts, oh no

I need a rectal exam
From a hologram
I need some Corbomite
To kill my parasite
I need a hypo spray
So I won't hear them say
"He's dead Jim"

I got a kidney stone
Help me Dr. Bones
I got a kidney stone, oh no

I got a rock in my ****
Help me Dr. Phlox
I got a rock in my ****, oh no

I got an STD from Dr. Pulaski
I got Syphilis from Tom Paris
I got Pubic Lice from Odo twice
I got Gonorrhea from Mr. Data
I got a case of Herpes from Beverly
I've had the runs for a year
Help me, Bashir

I got a ******* hemorrhoid as big as an android
A ******* hemorrhoid, oh no

I got constipation on a deep space station
Got constipation, oh no

I got a case of Tourette's, ****

Warp 11 - Letras

• A Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek
• Auto Destruct
• Beam Me Up To Heaven
• Belt Buckle Tractor Beam
• Boldly Go Down On Me
• Captain Caught Me On The Holodeck
• Give It Up For The Captain
• Gotta Make It So
• He's Dead, Jim
• Invasion
• Jerk My Kirk
• Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill Klingons
• Kirock
• Man On a Mission
• Please State The Nature Of The Medical Emergency
• Rage Against the Federation
• Section 31
• Set Your Phaser For F***
• The Ballad Of Bones 2
• The Saddest Song Ever Written About Star Trek
• Track 11
• Trekquiem
• Tribbles And Ecstasy
• Welcome To Our Cube
• Yeah Brother 3.0